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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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gojira666 7

Another way of saying hes got a long, thin, flaccid weiner and your ****** is large and in charge?

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Okayitwasme 0

Maybe he has clotted arteries and needs cholesterol medication. It's about blood circulation. No blood is getting down there! Tell him to go see the dr? Is he tired all the time during the day? Heart attack! Hello!!!!

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Almighty_Chris97 6

How is that an FML for you, you just humiliated the guy. If anything he should be writing an FML. No wonder he doesn't get excited for sex with you.

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sugarbaby9908 20

Keevarou, Dude, ur hott!!

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Lilstephie 6

Ever occur to you that maybe your bf isnt the problem?? Maybe you just have a bucket

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shellby4 3

Time to upgrade to a sausage! Much more salt and fat but so much more fulfilling!

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Horcruxer 0

Hmm I might know this girl, but not the cause of her current misery.

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Jchicas 0

Hmmm, seems your the problem op. Apparently you pringles can sized ****** is intimidating your boyfriend enough to where his penis doesn't even want to try.

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kphippie 0

So your saying you have an over sized ******?

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