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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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gojira666 7

Another way of saying hes got a long, thin, flaccid weiner and your ****** is large and in charge?

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ViperiousX 1

Maybe if u hadnt been sleeping with so many guys it wouldn't have that big of a problem.

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robc32ca 4

So you're so loose he goes soft. Sounds more your fault.

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Clamcreepy 7

Well the reason he's going limp dick is because your wide open like double doors to a restaurant who's also loose as a goose...how do you expect him to keep it up if there's no feeling on his part?

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

What I got from this is that you're ugly (limp dickedness) and have a gaping maw for a ****** (the Pringles can).

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9R1NC3S5 0

Oh my "GOD" that's an epic analogy!!!! I'm dying of laughter. Poor you Hun

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Since the ****** is composed of a series of muscles, and muscles do not become loose and flabby when they are used frequently, the "has a lot of sex so is loose" theory holds no water.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Kegels! Both of you. That is such a bizarre comparison though.

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Bigboned38 0

I you like him alot and he dumps your ass for saying that C U Next Tuesday:)

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stevenmx86 7

You're going to have to explain it to us too ( or at least me). That's a pretty dumb way to explain it if you ask me...

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