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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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gojira666 7

Another way of saying hes got a long, thin, flaccid weiner and your ****** is large and in charge?

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bamagrl410 31

11 - I thought I was the only one who was thinking about that until now. I can't believe how everyone overlooked it. Probably because they judge people in the same manner or are used to others doing it. I could never imagine putting down a boyfriend because of something like that. That's just terrible and obnoxious.

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MisterMichael 9

Maybe his ding dong is normal but you just have a gaping ******...

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Vash_41288 10

"Its not that hard..." Lol I think that might be part of the problem add well

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cntryiscntrywide 0

Me and my boyfriend have the opposite problem. It's hard for us to have sex because every time we do he rips me open and then the bleeding begins.

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jalupe 4

i kno im a guy but the thought of that kinda makes me feel bad... my sympathies 87

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StreetReaper 9

Don't just go hammering away. Ever heard of this thing called foreplay? It tends to get things a little more slippery if done correctly. If you still have issues, try some Kentucky Jelly. Sex shouldn't hurt.

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arielzbkny 0

His penis is probably not that small, ur ****** is probably huge! F-His-L for u saying that cuz obviously u r a bitch... Just sayin

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Its not her fault she has a wide set ******.

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Ins_Knie 2

...but it's always the guy's fault when his penis is on the smaller side. Watch on FML how liberally some women dish out dick insults.

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Okayitwasme 0

She did say it was a wet noodle! So it could be a medical problem! Not small dick! Its Limp dick!!!!!

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TonyIsMyDog 2

Right, it's not that hard. Come on. Just do her. Throw that dick.

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H00K_M 8

Copied from FML dated 10/7/2009. Way to be original.

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