Imitation

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ugh. I don't get why you can't just hold in your moan. Atleast take it out with breathing.. ******* hate when my mom screams for ages. Yeah, I'm a sick little bastard, I know.

Just make sure she doesn't shower when you're having company over!!

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YDI for lying to your child. I'm sure you can explain sex to a five-year-old w/o much trouble.

naja_12168 3

Wow your rude. Again, if it's too long for you to read then don't bother trying. No one is forcing you. In any rate, we'll have to agree to disagree. We're never going to change each other's minds so instead of insulting each other or arguing we should just move on. BTW, your post was kind of lengthy as well. Good thing I don't mind reading.

You should show her things that teacher her new songs in the shower! lets all sing the showerhead sooong! I mean, cause she's old enough to shower on her own, being 5 and all.

Chescapal123 0

I was three years old when i asked "where do babies come from" not because i was particularly curious but because in tons of tv shows and ads i would always hear the kids ask and then the parent go 'uhhh the stork!' or some lame excuse so i wanted to ask my dad to see what he would say. He told me straight up in extreme detail everything that goes on. He didn't give me any of that 'daddy's fish swim into mommy and break the egg' crap. I was so confused with all his termonology I never said a word about it ever again. I never blabbed to my friends because it wasnt something i felt i needed to tell them. I turned out just fine. I don't think it's appropriate to lie to children. I think you should just tell them the truth. =)

oh that sucks, teach her how to sing a real song and maybe she's forget about his.

Is it just me or have there been a lot of FML's lately about kids and babies imitating sex noises?

naja_12168 3

Wow, you really need to relax. You're responses are very childish. Learn to agree to disagree respectfully like the other people here.

yes i am, get used to it, there are alot of rude people out there. just proving my point, did you notice i repeated the same idea a few times? just like you, you should be flattered!

naja_12168 3

I respect your opinion and the way you put it, really I do. But on the flip side, there are people I know that can argue the exact opposite. There are people I know that were told about sex at a very young age, as well as other adult issues, and became very promiscuous at a young age. So while honesty is best, the age of the child matters and should really be taken into account.

naja_12168 3

You just excellently proved my point better than I did. Thanks.

That's not necessarily true about the not remembering. Even now I still look back, mildly horrified/embarrassed, on (things that I quoted from movies/questions that I asked my parents/stuff I saw or heard) without fully understanding their/its significance. I wouldn't say that I'm scarred, but it sure seems like it would have been simpler with a little honesty. Sure, five years old is not an IDEAL time to open a dialogue about sex, but if your child walks in on/overhears you, it needs to be addressed somehow. The surest way to make sure a kid never shuts up about something is to dismiss it. I don't know the OP's child, but there had to have been something she could have said that was vague enough to be age-appropriate without being a lie. "That was a special hug that mommies and daddies do because they love each other," or something. As for premature knowledge of human sexuality creating grope-fiend campers, what about in the 1700s when families frequently lived in one-room houses? Parents back then certainly didn't stop reproducing just because there was a kid around, and I imagine that the puritans frowned upon sex during daylight hours, though I have nothing to corroborate that with, just speculation. Anyway, the logical conclusion to draw would be that occasionally sex happened where kids could easily see/overhear it, and there's no evidence to suggest that colonial America was swarming with little sex offenders.

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naja_12168 3

people also were married at thirteen and preparing for children back then, so that was a bad example. things were different then and people weren't educated on psychology like they are now. no offense.

I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure that most colonial Americans didn't marry until the age of about 20-25...maybe a little younger, but definitely not 12. Also, psychology is not like the cliff that Wil E. Coyote runs off of in cartoons - that is, our knowledge of psychology has no bearing on whether or not something screws us up. It's not like you experience a stimulus and have no psychological response to unless you "look down" and see that you're supposed to be messed up by it. If that were true, children would never have mental illnesses and psychiatrists would be the most ****** up people in the world.

naja_12168 3

I'm no historian either, but in colonial times, people lived a lot shorter and females were married off early often at the age of thirteen and fourteen. (http://www.angelfire.com/ca/HistoryGals/Chloe.html) I'm pretty sure that's a fact I learned in the 6th grade, so again this was a bad example to use. And don't underestimate psychology. There IS such a thing as being too young to know something. Simple example, ratings for movies and television.

Yes, but it's the CONTENT of what the parents tell their children that causes things like gropings. If parents approach explaining sex to their children in a healthy way, not hush it up like it's something shameful and disgusting, kids will have a healthy outlook toward it. If what they see when they're coming up is movies with stuff like that in them, and their parents being a little overly affectionate in front of them, they're going to think that's appropriate behavior. Also, some little boys are taught to be like that with women by their fathers because their fathers want them to be good with the ladies or something. Yes, there are certain things that should not be taught to young children, but if people keep hushing it up, kids are going to keep being dumb with their decisions later when their parents aren't around to stop them.

naja_12168 3

I get your point, but again, this is a five year old. There is plenty of time (like when she's at least 8 or puberty age) to educate her on the many joys of sex. This person's daughter is only FIVE years old. That should matter to people. This particular conversation is "content" that is not age appropriate for a five year old. I don't think it matters how you describe it at this point because the child is still only five.

senorita_z 0

Well, I lead a very sheltered life. In middle school, my friends would talk about sexual things, and I never knew what was going on. I believe I turned out all right. I am not at all promiscuous like my friend who watched rated R movies in elementary school.

naja_12168 3

by sharing this you just proved my point.

senorita_z 0

Yes, I know. That was my point.

naja_12168 3

Thanks senorita_z. I appreciate it.

Wow, that sounds so much like me. I really think people turn out much healthier about sex if they learn about it at a young age.

senorita_z 0

I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. Anyone I know that learned about sex at a young age has turned out quite promiscuous and/or unsafe about sex.

In my household sex was never discussed. I never asked and my family never told me. Ever. Everything I learned I learned from friends, school (not until grade 6) and my own research. I believe I have turned out extremely sheltered and shy because of this, as well as being extremely sexual in my preteen years. I believe that you should definitely inform your children about this, and early, because otherwise they will hear things from other sources and they will also -never- tell you about it when they do. In order to create an open relationship with your children, which is essential in my opinion, I believe you need to be open with them and not lie to them (though you do not necessarily need to tell them every detail, simply don't tell them a complete fabrication like "singing").

King_of_Kings 3

wow, what a great excuse. cant you wait until your 5 year old is at a play group or something? if all of you reading this are interested in seeing Things That Deserve To Be Destroyed, follow this link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

naja_12168 3

Please continue because you're just proving my point. Notice how everyone else who disagreed with me responded, including the person I was talking to, and notice how you responded (with insults and lame sarcasm). Like I said, very childish. Work on that.

naja_12168 3

"You just got schooled?" "Douchebag?" WOW! Thanks for the laugh.

There is a reason why I believe middle schoolers should not be aloud on the internet.

Yes. Why the hell is a 12 year old on here anyway?