Imitation

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 16:06 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML
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purplestuff_fml 0

Ugh. I don't get why you can't just hold in your moan. Atleast take it out with breathing.. ******* hate when my mom screams for ages. Yeah, I'm a sick little bastard, I know.

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PositiveChillout 0

Just make sure she doesn't shower when you're having company over!!

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Comments

aback 4

So let her hear you singing something appropriate in the shower and tell her it's the latest new shower song.

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naja_12168 3

that's an easy way to fix it. Sing an age appropriate song or one that you feel comfortable having her imitate. Simple and effective.

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Jaywin 3

Damn right. When I asked what sex was and where babies came from I got told straight up and I'm very thankful for that. It helped me out a lot when I got older.

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Kitty34_fml 0

Just because a kid is sleeping, doesn't mean they can't wake up and hear you moaning and screaming ........ YDI.

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peace_love_ski 0

I wouldn't have IT if my kid was at home...

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koneko12984 0

apparently people are not supposed to have sex ever again once they've had children. *rolls eyes* they waited til she was napping and tried to have a quicky. unfortunately the kidlet wasn't really sleeping. not their fault. i don't go pay a babysitter for 30-60 min just so i can have sex. i wait til my kids are in bed for the night.

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naja_12168 3

you have a good point. They tried to make sure she was sleep. They weren't intentionally being careless.

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diet_otaku 0

it wasn't their fault for having sex while she was "sleeping," it was their fault for lying to her when she found out what they were doing, and with a really dumb lie at that.

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naja_12168 3

How old were you when you asked? Timing and taking the child's age into consideration is VERY important. You don't have to lie about these things but you do have to watch what you say, and choose your words very carefully. My parents didn't lie to me about sex and were honest about it too, but they were smart about it and took my age into consideration. I definitely wasn't five either. Eight may be too young for some, but for girls it's almost puberty age. They were always honest but they cared about my age. It's all about putting things delicately and timing in regards to a child's age is everything.

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dancing_bear 0

Well, good for you for trying to wait for a time when the kid was out the way. Not your fault she wasn't actually asleep. What is your fault is that you lied to her. You didn't have to go into details, but couldn't you think of anything better to say? Even if you really didn't want to tell her about sex (and she'll have to learn one day, probably sooner rather than later), "singing" was obviously so likely to lead to problems...

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