Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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MattCole 0

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

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Freeze_fml 16

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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piinkbunnii 1

Whatever happened to the simple greetings such as: "Hey" or "How are you?" Guess I'm old fashioned.

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maskedman 9

"Hey *****, suck me off!" is the new "Hi, how are you?". Get with the times, hot momma.

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kirky 0

then her min walked in and her granny ass enjoyed some oral and anal all while the original milf was getting some up the butt

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gurlucrazy 0

omg your sister's boyfriend's mom might not like you? your life is RUINED

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xxemilyoo 0

....what was her boyfriends mom doing on her facebook ?

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brunnette_babe 0

thats how my friends and i greet eachother! lol ur life sicks though :(

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shamille 5

Who cares what your sister's boyfriend's mom thinks of you? That's two people more than you should care about.

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kirky 0

then ur dad stuck his penis through your eye socket and your anal and your ****** and u liked it and your mom is a horny wet milf says the 13 yeer old kid down the street. and she did him so hard she killed him but he died with his hard on.

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CrazyAssStories 0

facebook fail lol

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