Love, Awkward, Facebook and Parents: Impressive - FML

Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

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MattCole 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:00

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:01

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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marine10_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:20

well tell the women to stay off your sisters facebook

nyc718 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:37

**the woman... It was ine female. Did you take the grammar for marines MCI?

angrynegro7 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:40

What the hell is this woman doing on your sister's facebook?! What, she's got that much free time on her hands, that she can monitor his son's girlfriend? She should worry about her own damn kid!

Hermyoni 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:09

YDI you wouldn't have anything to worry about if you weren't talking like that in the first place. It isn't cool it just makes you sound uneducated and stupid.

brianjman14 22

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:42

what is her bfs mom doing on her facebook op in no way deserves it, fyl

quietlytearful 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:55

and why do you care what your sisters boyfriends mother thinks of you??

revcanon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:47

way to pay attention! YDI

LilaBear 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:29

o.O why was her boyfriend's mother on her FB anyway??

fueledbyshar 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:41

YDI for not checking the name first.

deadsrs 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:03

ahhhh the oh so common "sister's boyfriend's mom" notification that pops up... how stupid of us all to forget how facebook has grown... you are an idiot. the mom was on her sisters account.

erizzz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:23

who cares. it's your sisters boyfriends mom.

Blueoceanz84 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:32

Ha my brother always greets me like that, too! He'll come in the room and be like, "Hey sl*t!"

deadsrs 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:00

Be careful, your brother might just be gay.

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