Impressive

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 02:57 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML
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jakenherman 0

okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed

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thequeenofscots 0

I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.

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Lizo_fml 0

Polly want a cracker? this is an amazing WIN for the parrot

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cnads 0

at least now his parents will always be nice to you

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cantwhistle 0

why would you have to prove your not scared of a ******* bird? I hope this is real so you can have a disfigured nose the rest of your life

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muboshgu 0

getting nose to nose with an unknown bird isn't too bright

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HOLLAcaust 0

The parrot could have been loose. There's a fancy hotel here that has a giant parrot just sitting on a stand in the middle of the lobby, and another in front of an insurance company at the mall. Plus they lunge, you don't have to be that close to them for them to take a bite out of your face. ******* parrots FYL

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carazuri 0

...why would you try to impress someone by talking to a bird

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Vehicle 1

=[ #59, People would do almost anything to impress someone who is important to them.

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NekoHakase 0

Avoid dogs, children and large birds.

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