Inappropriate but funny

By um... maybe - 12/03/2013 22:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML
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AlittleSanity 11

The left one, right?

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JoeGrant 12

Look him straight in the eyes and say, "I am sure." Show him your confidence.

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IamBunghole 9

" Yes sir, I've porked your daughter enough to know which hole it is."

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Devilpuppy0861 7

Or look him in the eye and say "I do both just to make sure I cover my bases" then drop the mic and walk away like a pimp.

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cb1002630 11

Hopefully he was just giving you a hard time.

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ihaveasushicat 24

The sense of humour is great, but I'm sure it was embarrassing that he yelled that at the family BBQ...

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DarkskyFML 5

You should have replied "I think so, but it does smell awfully bad now that I think about it".

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mpsteve137 15

Why the heck would he ask that about his own daughter

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Shrike 23

Yeah... because that was the what he was FMLing about...

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