Kids: Inappropriate but funny

Inappropriate but funny

By um... maybe - 12/03/2013 22:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By crazy mother in law - 17/12/2012 18:48

Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 19:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML

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By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Margo - 15/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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Misery loves company

By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

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AlittleSanity 11

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:43

The left one, right?

tacojauns 45

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:45

Hey man any hole is a goal

Comments

p36288 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:05

You sure he didn't talk about the barbecue?

Evgeny2222 11

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:13

Are you having problems with his question or with you father-in-law calling you a son?

Schiffy 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:42

"Son" is used colloquially and is not always meant to be taken literally.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:39

What an uncaring response from your father towards a hard to admit issue. I hope it gets better OP!

chrisstachon 30

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:39

well there are three holes. jk

AllieCat21 21

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:45

47: I don't know if you've noticed, but not all FML's are full of humor.

Toriaraekay 1

Wednesday 13 March 2013 17:22

maybe the op and his wife have been to a fertilty specialist and know that the problem is with the wife

jdime209 2

Wednesday 13 March 2013 17:50

This is awkward for them to even have a conversation about this lmao

ardencred 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 19:00

Tell him to smell your dick! If its fishy smell then you're good

Shrike 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:30

Riiiiiiight. If either party smells fishy down there, then SOMEONE'S got a yeast infection. So what's your excuse? Virgin or just really, really unhygienic?