Inappropriate, honey

By Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States

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Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 111
You deserved it 47 708

Same thing different taste

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O my god, **** your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests. It's kind of funny, though *giggles*

What the ****? **** your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.

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Karnezar 2

Because no one else has asked, what position were you doing?

#85 I think its pretty obvious if she's running around thrusting upon the various pieces of furniture.

OP: It's just something you should explain to her. Encourage her to knock. Remember to lock the door. #18 don't let the others bother you about your correction. We are in an age where things like recreational reading and proper grammar usage aren't important to much of society.

hahaha 21!!! But do talk to your daughter. She won't understand what she saw now, but she might remember it later. A similar thing happened to me when I was really little, and during my awkward beginning-of-puberty years the memory came back and freaked me out a little. I wasn't traumatized or anything dramatic, but it was just one more thing bothering my hormonally unbalanced mind. I'd say be open and use your parenting instincts.

lol Thats pretty funny. But thats what kids do! They copy EVERYTHING they see lmao

**** your life? more like **** her life, when she realizes what it was that you were doing when she gets older and wonders why her idiot parents were doing it at an hour while she was awake, yet alone in the house in a room without a locked door. was she taking a nap? or was she just unsupervised while you two decided to ****? now you get the joy of explaining things to her, when it could of been avoided in the first place.

Yay, #18! I was thinking the same thing. OP, as others have said, don't tell her it's wrong, just teach her not to do it in public. It might also be a good idea to invest in a lock. And to the one who asked how it can be YDI: It can be YDI because they could have prevented it (and still had sex). I clicked both.

Monstarred 7

Lmao, but seriously that was extremely stupid of you, YDI. Now shes going to be a screwed up teen, congrats!

There is no way to get out of this except to have "the talk" with her. It's better if she understands.