Inappropriate, honey

By Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States

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Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0

O my god, **** your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests. It's kind of funny, though *giggles*

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24788 6

What the ****? **** your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.

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patray_angel 0

If you have a lock on your door, you now know you need to use it. If you don't have a lock, you now know you need to invest in one. I would also hope that you were not having sex while your daughter was awake and in the house. Although, if this is the case, not only do you deserve it, but I would also hope that someone was also in the house to keep an eye on her, although, if she walked in on you, then there was either no one or they weren't keeping a very good eye on her. If she was down for a nap or for the night, then at least that would be a little more understandable.

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jasey_rae 0

well, use a lock. I was 4 when I walked in on my parents and I don't think I realized this until I was probably 14. and as horrifying as it was to realize, I'm just fine now. but if you want her to stop humping everything she sees, then punish her when she does it. it's not that hard, geez.

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MiSzOhSoFr3Sh 0

we've Learned Our LessOn here. haven't we. Oh && by the way. if I waS qOnna be One Of yOur queStS && saw yOur daughter humpinq everything in sight, i'd Laugh, she dOeSnt knOw any better. ya knO.

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squeaksx24 0

Theres this great invention called a lock. Maybe use it next time? Also, I reeeeeeeeeeeeeallllly hope you weren't having sex when your daughter was awake. Please tell me that she was supposed to be asleep and just woke up. No matter what, YDI.

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SarlaccBits 0

Holy crap people - lock doors! Kids dont need to see that. What the hell is wrong with you.

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

YDI. Next time LOCK THE DOOR, you idiot.

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rukusrazor 0

So your kid pisses on the furniture? or How do you give an sideboard a rusty trombone?

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DncrHap 9

Uhm, to all who are saying that punishing the daughter is a good idea: it isn't. In fact, punishing the daughter would probably be the worst idea ever! The poor girl will grow up believing pleasure is bad, and trust me, it will completely screw her up. Just gently tell her that what she's doing is okay, but she has to do it privately. Easy peasy.

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