Inappropriate, honey

By Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 105
You deserved it 47 702

Same thing different taste

Top comments

O my god, **** your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests. It's kind of funny, though *giggles*

What the ****? **** your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.

Comments

ugh i walked in on my parents when i was around that age too.... the memory can't seem to go away, it's awful. but yes... i agree with #74, shit happens.

Am I the only one that sees another result from adding pain to pleasure besides her thinking pleasure is bad?

@46 @66 I'm not too bothered about bad grammar, but using 'I' in this way is something that people often do (and, incidentally, try to get other people to do) because they think that it's good grammar, so I thought I'd point out that actually technically it's not. Just trying to give something back to the internet that's given me so much over the years. Sorry if I annoyed you - of course it's your language just as much as mine and you can speak it and type it as you like!

kellster 2

It's like no one who uses this site knows what a lock is, or how to install or use one. Lock your door!!!!!!!!!! End of FML! In the meantime, your daughter is certainly old enough to understand that some things are not socially appropriate or acceptable. Have you explained this to her? If not, I would suggest punishing her if it doesn't stop - that's not okay!

coolcat624 0

um, so i walked in on my parents when i was 6 without them knowing and i just left the room. i had no idea what happened, but when i got the birds and the bees talk a few years later it traumatized me..

ssnickel 0

#36, she's six years old. She SHOULDN'T know at that age that sexual behavior in public is inappropriate... she doesn't even know what sex is. You can't punish a child for doing something that she's too young to understand yet, ESPECIALLY if she just saw her parents doing it. It's not the little girl's fault at all.

LOL! *cringe* LMAO! Consider this is as blackmail for the future! Haha!

Shame on you!!! Why r u having sex when u know u have a kid walking around the house... I caught my parents doing it when i was 8 ( they locked the door but i was a master lock picker), and i still remember what i saw!!! Poor girl...

#4 ground a 6year old? take her cell away