Parenting and Kids: Inappropriate

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML

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What were you thinking?

By embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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Telefunkish 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 8:59

She's stripping her of her future

icnburbbygrl 23

Wednesday 15 April 2015 8:56

Wow. They are starting them out early

Comments

NickACD 27

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:08

Hey, pole dancing is great exercise and fun when it's not for stripping.

usmc_sean 8

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:17

Gotta teach them young. Next generation strippers

Etweens96 25

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:22

What the hell?!

StarkWolf_fml 23

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:48

no father + pole dancing lessons= messed up future

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:30

Stripping and everything? Or just doing aerobic stuff using a pole? I mean.. I used to climb street signs when I was little, and try my best to spin the entire way down. Not because anyone showed me, but because it was so much fun and we didn't have any trees I could climb easily in that neighborhood!

Pandistoteles 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 4:25

Wearing short shorts and a short shirt that showed her bra while She twirled upside down. So, close enough.

Glasshoney 9

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:39

I think we all agree...WTF?! lol

purplegold 19

Wednesday 15 April 2015 19:18

Oh my *******....

interesting33 36

Wednesday 15 April 2015 20:00

I think pole dancing can be just a sport and nothing to do with stripping - people at my uni have a pole dancing club - it is just a sport so i think it depends which type the Mum was teaching?