Parenting and Kids: Inappropriate

FML for mobile
Free

Inappropriate

By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 545

You deserved it 2 730

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 093

You deserved it 5 037

Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 314

You deserved it 5 258

Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 006

You deserved it 70 989

Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 234

You deserved it 3 070

Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 097

You deserved it 3 073

By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 315

You deserved it 5 540

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 794

You deserved it 4 463

By Anonymous - 25/08/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 980

You deserved it 23 203

What were you thinking?

By embarrassed - 20/06/2025 06:00 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 611

You deserved it 124 299

Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 052

You deserved it 226

Telefunkish 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 8:59

She's stripping her of her future

icnburbbygrl 23

Wednesday 15 April 2015 8:56

Wow. They are starting them out early

Comments

errienneimagine 20

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:17

Why didn't you ask to speak to management? They could have done something about it.

turtles4life 24

Friday 17 April 2015 21:54

Why is this voted down?

big_tipp 7

Friday 17 April 2015 23:00

because it is none of management's business, or anyone's business for that matter.

RachelRHCP 23

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:18

No wonder these generations are so messed up.....The future of America isn't looking too bright....

micassures_fml 19

Thursday 16 April 2015 8:35

the past didn't either

edward80 18

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:22

The primary responsibility for a child’s education is apparent.

devi_916 39

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:38

I would've had to say something to the mother. Something like, "What are you doing? What the hell is wrong with you?!"

muah97 12

Friday 17 April 2015 12:07

Yeah right

SquifWhisperer 7

Sunday 19 April 2015 18:41

Pole dancing is not inherently sexual and is a very good form of exercise

ZY1431 24

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:39

well there goes the neighborhood

devi_916 39

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:41

There goes the play place.

abNormal62 23

Thursday 16 April 2015 2:48

Pee wees playhouse?

Nexa_fml 21

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:41

How else do you think she can afford a kid's meal...

Clinky92 18

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:44

Must be part of the dollar menu...

keiNan_fml 35

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:55

She must be good at it.

bdsmslave 18

Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:57

Oh, the hillbilly is strong in this one...

Jennandco 25

Wednesday 15 April 2015 10:28

Well now she can follow in her mothers footsteps.. Or on her pole.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Relatable Clothes Mysterious Housework Friends Birthday Love Awkward Embarrassing Transportation Money Healthy Lifestyle Family ACAB Neighbours Noise Management Bosses Work Texting Break-ups Weird Language Religion Delivery Food Vegan Keys Dating

The Top

Today, my girlfriend and I threw a housewarming party we'd been planning for almost 2 months. Out of the 30 plus people I invited from work, literally nobody showed up. Not going to lie, I'm a little depressed about it. It's going to be hard to go to work and pretend I'm not upset. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 446

You deserved it 278

Today, my girlfriend accused me of only dating her because I’m lonely and want sex. Surely the point of dating someone you love is to be together so you’re not alone, and I have it on good authority that dating occasionally includes sex, so is she nuts or am I actually the bad guy here? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 641

You deserved it 523

The Top

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 645

You deserved it 15 731

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 492

You deserved it 4 822

Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 609

You deserved it 5 230

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 924

You deserved it 194

Today, I discovered that whenever my house is affected by a blackout, the cooler for my Xbox will turn on by itself when it's fixed. My Xbox cooler flashes repeatedly, alternating between several bright colors, when it turns on. If I'm asleep when it happens, which is often the case, it wakes me up. Every. Time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 428

Today, I have to listen to my flatmate complaining that ladies don’t shag him anymore since his dad in Saudi Arabia cut him off. Apparently, they show a lot of interest until he reveals his financial situation. The dude actually thought he was God's gift to women instead of a mobile ATM. What a tool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 998

You deserved it 148