Love: Inappropriate

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 440

You deserved it 6 598

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 719

You deserved it 5 115

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 202

You deserved it 4 475

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 954

You deserved it 1 852

By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 146

You deserved it 4 671

By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 504

You deserved it 9 160

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 765

You deserved it 42 249

Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 520

You deserved it 38 452

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 041

You deserved it 3 723

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 361

You deserved it 7 778

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 884

You deserved it 3 896

actonthat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

I feel like you probably meant "Public Displays of Affection." (Though, I'm torn over whether or not it should be capitalized. Meh.)

SherriffBacon 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:24

That sucks, forget that teacher. Most of them don't know what the hell is going on anyway,

Comments

1OBSESSION 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:19

Perhaps you misunderstood and she really told your boyfriend, "you can do better than that." In this context, she could mean that he is smarter than that and he should know not to show PDA in school. However if it was the other way around, and it was what you said, then you have the right to ask her questions and ask her what she meant by that comment.

24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:29

Teachers say that to start something usually. Our rent a cop at our school used to swear at kids and instigate them to fight him. I wouldn't worry about it though. He's a teacher

caitxD 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:29

Awh; that teacher is a bitch.

geesquared 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:32

Wow, bitch.

uneekfreak16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:33

That DOES suck.. you should definitely report her! I'm going to be a teacher in a year or two, and I think I probably would have let the students go if it was just a quick kiss because not allowing any public affection at all is just dumb. (As long as they're not full on making out in the hallways, nobody really wants to see that). Either way, though, she has no business making comments on your personal life...especially one so mean.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:35

I think that teacher is interested in your boyfriend. Any female who says he could do so much better to another girl's boyfriend wants him.

JP101 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:36

Wow! WAY out of line!

fleg 9

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:38

Hahaha, I can't help but imagine what a "Personal" display of affection would look like. I'd be pretty against it too. But I agree with #27, I feel like you threw in the last part so you could make it an "FML". And #15...what are you like 11? It sounds like a childish "rebellion" against a rule put in place. Way to show your principal you don't play by anyone's rules...except your friends'.