Incel vibes

By unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

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Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML
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ChiliRamen 0

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

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qwertyone 0

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

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Nightfallz 0

obviously he knows you well enough to call you a skanky ho to your face. you must deserve it too.

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geevinan 0

How is it any of his business? And he wonders why he's still a virgin? FHL!

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FarSide 22

He is a virgin by choice, moron. If he wanted to get deflowered, he could just ask OP.

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mylyfsukswbu 0

Though that is an extreamly rude comment he made about you, you desevered it. Is it any or your buisness wether he is a virgin or not? its his sex life, give him a break.

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BLNovelist 0

It sounds more like they were just having a conversation about the topic of prostitutes - not about whether he should lose his virginity or not. :/ That just is a small detail that was added.

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The_Derpinator 0

It's a ******* joke.

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FarSide 22

Probably. But there are probably a billion men AND women who maintain their virginity for their wedding night? A billion people can't all be wrong.

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bexox 0

Yes they can. Mass groups of people can be wrong at once. People used to think gravity was a sham, even though that was when the world was much less populated. Also, that number is completely random.

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plexico 3

South Africa has the highest rate of HIV and AIDS in the world! You are thinking of using a prostitute? Have you gone mad?! Are you befok!?

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noshitsherlock 0

WHATEVER. WHO GIVES A ****. He probably thinks anyone who's had sex with a few people = "****." Obviously he's an IGNORANT virgin. **** HIS life.

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Amkii 0

Yeeeaaaaaah, you deserved it for being a prying, disgusting ****. Enjoy your STDs.

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dramakat11 0

Someone can have a lot of sex without getting STD's. If you use protection your chances are fairly slim for most STD's. And anyway who are you to judge and call her names? All you know is that by her friend's standards, she has slept with a lot of people. I hate that the word "****" even exists, as if having consensual sex with many partners is always something to be ashamed of. The only time I think that word is applicable is when someone cheats on their significant other or something that is actually a hurtful, bad thing to do.

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andlifesuxagain 0

Get over yourself, and on top of someone else you uptight prick

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blahdsflksfd 0

No sex until marriage, or i will hunt you down and end you

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Microsoftfan 0

Christian prick >_>

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Kris2476 0

The three of you should stop it. He didn't say anything that was at all wrong. Let him have his opinion. Don't berate him for what he feels is right.

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FarSide 22

Really. Most denominations, Christian or otherwise consider adultery and fornication contrary to their scripture teachings. People of your opinion are blindingly intolerant.

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cucumberfabulous 7

Christian prick? Wow......

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