Break-ups and Love: Independence day

Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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You deserved it 3 615

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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You deserved it 128

By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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You deserved it 3 497

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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You deserved it 5 629

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 990

You deserved it 2 592

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 869

You deserved it 3 716

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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You deserved it 210

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 327

It's a beautiful life

By Anonymous - 18/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 736

You deserved it 195

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 01:58

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 240

You deserved it 191

Livinia 11

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:36

Sounds like you're better off without him anyway.

meliesFML 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:36

was it on July 4th?

Comments

Primus_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:50

Maybe his parents don't NAG AT HIM ALL THE TIME! .... Sorry.

bamboochicken 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:50

Release the hounds

frecktured 14

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:51

your boyfriend's a dick shit!

bentleysdad11611 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 13:51

what exactly is a dick shit ? that's a new one for me **sarcasim**

cheyenne_nicole 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:19

it's dip shit

RainbowHeadache 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:56

He didn't specify the kind of independence he wants.

BrittanyPernell6 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:57

Don't be sad, be glad he's gone now and you didn't have to find out way layer and be in even deeper.

barlessprison 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:04

He could be just staying at his parents' house while waiting to get his own house. Looking for a decent house may take some time.

muchagente 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:08

wow, looks live you've been even more patronizing than his parents...

LillitaNiko 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:17

He's a loser! you will be better without him

MissGarcia88 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:04

Lol *** it...at least u get independence now 2

ToyotaObsession 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:16

Isn't that a good thing then?

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Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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You deserved it 3 821

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

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You deserved it 84 229

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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You deserved it 149

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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You deserved it 231

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

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You deserved it 75

Today, my mother went on another rant about the Smart TV not working. Instead of turning it off and on like she's been told to do before, she'll sit and complain about it. Even fixing it for her doesn't stop her complaining for another half-hour about technology. FML

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You deserved it 107