Money and Work: Infuriating

Infuriating

By Lauren - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

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You deserved it 8 823

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 057

You deserved it 131

Narcissist

By Jesica Mcgee - 29/10/2020 18:02 - United States - Ferndale

Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 380

You deserved it 145

This is fine

By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 16:00

Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 177

Get out

By Let Me go - 27/08/2022 02:00

Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 100

You deserved it 241

Money ain't everything

By Anonymous - 03/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Sparrows Point

Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 367

You deserved it 459

Quit or fired?

By Anonymous - 03/11/2019 20:30

Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 147

You deserved it 203

A bit of a Karen

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 18:02 - United States - Yonkers

Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML

I agree, your life sucks 742

You deserved it 201

Let me stay!

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 991

You deserved it 166

By blah blah - 28/02/2019 14:00

Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 505

You deserved it 296

By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 993

You deserved it 212

almedalove 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

Divorce

MCVelvet1497 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

And you married him because ...

Comments

xzenofx 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:16

You should leave him then if u don't your stupid

JustHello123 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:15

Haha gosh he is one!

jibz83 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:58

Wait, let me get this straight....you hate your job and are complaining about it, so therefore your husband should take whatever job he can get? Freaking women...

gitarex 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:26

What a dumbass

annihil8or 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:20

You chose to be a nurse first of all. Second, u could probly leave his ass cuz ur well paid

levifire 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:22

just because he declined the job doesnt mean hes lazy my dad was in a similar situation but he declined the job to because he hated it but he could be lazy because once again like my dad the lazy supervisor who misses most of his work and doesnt teach whats required got a promotion over the other hard working people

balljoints 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:42

So stop bitching about how abused you are like every woman when things don't go her way and do something about it if you're not happy.

basterlol 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:59

No pain No gain I guess, jkjk.

iloveparc 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:24

sexxx?

laurenr07 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:43

FML is for LOL's and to make other people LOL...I didn't even realise people could (or would want to) comment! Read the FML...LOL...move to next FML. He works a 1/3 of the time for a 1/3 of the pay and yes I am a little jealous of his work/life balance and yes having him work full time for a full wage may have equalled a few extra luxuries but if I cant have a vent and giggle on FML then life really is f***ed. I love my job and would never give it away... Every job has it's "shit" to deal with and sometimes you just have to deal with it and move on. And after 10 years and 2 kids...well I'M too lazy to get a divorce...(pause, let it sink in...laugh...move to next FML)!!!