Money and Work: Infuriating

Infuriating

By Lauren - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 089

You deserved it 8 821

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML

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By Jesica Mcgee - 29/10/2020 18:02 - United States - Ferndale

Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML

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You deserved it 143

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 16:00

Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 176

Get out

By Let Me go - 27/08/2022 02:00

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You deserved it 241

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Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML

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You deserved it 456

Quit or fired?

By Anonymous - 03/11/2019 20:30

Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 142

You deserved it 198

A bit of a Karen

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 18:02 - United States - Yonkers

Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML

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You deserved it 199

Let me stay!

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 990

You deserved it 165

By blah blah - 28/02/2019 14:00

Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML

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You deserved it 293

By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 989

You deserved it 212

almedalove 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

Divorce

MCVelvet1497 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

And you married him because ...

Comments

number0 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:03

OP gets paid for dealing with butts, then has the opportunity to handle a dick at home... Ahhh perverts be jealous.

potsie10 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:03

what an asshole.

neongurl98 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:09

Thats an awesome husband you have their! you should decline him sex and then when he asks why say " im to tired from wiping people asses all day but since you have all this time with this part time job, you can do it yourself right??" then see how pissed he is :D

wuidd77 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:19

well he sounds like he's content with his life. it sounds like he didn't like the job offer. don't be a ******* bitch about it. money doesn't buy happiness. ohh herp derp i married someone who didn't live up to my expectations. if he can turn it down he doesn't need it. and if you're supporting him you are ******* retarded.

ladybrava17 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:29

Maybe I should rethink heading into the nursing field :/

letiflor 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:11

No way. It's the most self rewarding field!!! You feel great at the end of your shift that you helped someone feel good about themselves :)

KnucklesDeep 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 13:02

And the place willing to hire this joke of a human being is...?

CreativJam 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 13:30

He can't be that lazy if he qualifies for $100k jobs

auzmo 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 14:26

lol, when you think about it alot of the time men can't win. either we have a good job and don't spend enough time with the family and eachother or a shitty job but a great father/husband and catch flak about not making enough