ACAB, Cops and Intimacy: Insult to adultery - FML

Insult to adultery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 739

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 434

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By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 186

You deserved it 2 892

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 899

You deserved it 5 637

By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

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You deserved it 59 342

By Alex - 05/02/2016 22:55 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 090

You deserved it 2 977

By cuppincake - 19/10/2023 16:04 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 352

You deserved it 3 509

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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Sekkaichi 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:10

I'm guessing he wants you out of the picture.

dramaelf 37

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:11

Wow. No donuts for him.

Comments

ivanhoe4u 3

Friday 28 June 2013 2:51

Lawsuit.

cliffnotes 3

Friday 19 July 2013 3:02

Looks like your not the only one getting,.. ****** By The Law...

jamesr792 6

Monday 6 January 2014 18:01

Pwned.

beksj23 15

Friday 4 July 2014 3:28

Report him.

poor_gurll1198 17

Monday 7 July 2014 23:07

Man he must be having so much fun pissing you off

lilfox67 13

Thursday 7 January 2016 14:30

Guess he glazed her donuts :b

BLUEGT500 2

Friday 12 August 2016 16:12

You need to take this to internal affairs for investigation and then divorce your wife.

twin 18

Sunday 25 August 2019 9:23

Know the feeling. M ex wife was sleeping with a cop as well. He did catch my girl and i in a fight and threatened me with jail for disturbing the peace though. This was after we split btw.

chopherdwn 2

Friday 24 November 2023 13:54

If u rly a gangster you will get the best lawyer and sue him for abuse power and fake allegations and charges and divorce her without a penny since she was caught cheating.

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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Today, my son claimed credit for a money-saving scheme at work that belonged to a colleague. He claimed this to someone in very upper management, but when they tried to ask follow-up questions, he obviously had no idea how to answer, admitted his lie and was sacked on the spot. FML

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Today, I was coming home from work and saw an old couple overwhelmed by the number of people at the train station. It was peak hour and I decided to help them. As I went up to them, they said, "Get away, go mug someone else". FML

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Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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