Insult to adultery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 83 098
You deserved it 7 724

Same thing different taste

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Remember when he said "Hands against the wall, feet back and spread um." It worked on her too.

Mhmm you would think sleeping with your wife would get you out of being arrested...

dodzin 9

Report him to the special investigation unit. Let them grill him well. Hire an attorney, divorce the bitch and sue the police department. You will be free of your wife, revenged and have some money.

RedGai 7

Walking Dead, alternative universe

Wow. Looks like you're not the only one that got ****** by the police!

xblaine 17

How'd ya find out? Was your wife hand cuffed to the bed. I'm sorry OP

MrZsDad 19

It could be worse, the last guy he did this to isn't trying to sleep with you while in prison now is he?

Well, that's a ****** up turn of events. I'd love to know how OP found out

MTCoralReefer 10

Murda was the case that they have me...