Miscellaneous: Intervention

Intervention

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

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By Chris Bores - 20/11/2020 08:03 - United States - Prince Frederick

Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML

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By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 07:30

Today, my friends and family staged an intervention for me. Of course, I assumed it was a result of my raging alcoholism. Nope. It was due to my obsession with buying plants. They were deadly serious. FML

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You deserved it 182

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By anonymous - 06/03/2020 03:17

Today, when I got out of the shower, my mother, my boyfriend, and 3 of my friends confronted me for an intervention. My problem? They think I'm a workaholic. What they don't know is that I lost my job 4 weeks ago. I stay up all night filling out job applications. FML

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You deserved it 228

By cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML

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You deserved it 3 690

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By FatAndSingle - 17/10/2022 16:00

Today, on my 30th birthday, my mom, aunt, and sister staged an intervention instead of throwing a party. Apparently I’m “ruining my life” by being 300lbs and being "single for 5 years" and I need to “get my act together.” They treated me like I’m some sort of criminal and reduced me to tears. FML

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You deserved it 817

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By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

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By leve80paladin - 25/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2016 22:14

Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML

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You deserved it 802

By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 13:51 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my mom and I staged an intervention for my alcoholic dad. Within minutes he'd turned everything around on us, claiming we're in no position to judge him for drinking since we use "too much water" when we shower. Apparently that's on the same level as being an abusive alcoholic. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 5:13

how dare you not live your life according to their expectations. selfish...

Thabb 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:11

They just want you to look guilty of something

Comments

LilysTillie 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:33

Your friends need to get a life, OP! How you want to live your life us none of their business, especially when you're not doing anything to hurt yourself or others. Having & wife and particularly having kids, is not a decision to be taken lightly. it's something you have to decide you're ready for!

VickyStar 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:42

get some better friend lmao fyl

WAsurfer 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:43

Shoot, that sucks. I'd like to hang out...then if things seem beyond awesome, maybe we hang out longer... Perhaps get more serious... Down the line, settle in to a relationship, but, com'on No way you need folks telling you when that magical moment may turn up.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 8 July 2011 18:18

Or if it turns up at all. Believe it or not, there are plenty of people that prefer an independent life, free of marriage and children.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:57

When will people learn that getting married and/or having kids is not everyone's requirement in life?

Zebidee 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:01

I find the sheer arrogance of your friends' attitudes staggering. The idea that that would be a reasonable thing to do is just beyond belief. That'd pretty much be the last time I had anything to do with those people.

izzy7 11

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:34

Your life sounds perfect the way it is.

Ugi 26

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:46

And these are your _friends_?

LillitaNiko 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:15

your life doesn't suck! your friends SUCKS! ;)

sydneyaval 9

Friday 8 July 2011 6:47

bad grammar!

effarve 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:47

that is when you tell them all to **** off and take a giant step or two back behind that line they all just crossed... thats bullshit! much respect to being successful and independant, you will find the rest on your own time line, not theirs.