iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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stone_light 0

@ #30, ya because when i go to the gym i wear my shorts with POCKETS which are so open then any form of running would make my expensive ipod and cell phone fall out of my POCKETS and break. i love having to carry around electronics which get covered in my sweat which is soooo good for them in my POCKETS. and in case you dont already know, many gyms have swimming pools. so i will just take my phone, ipod, and keys in my POCKETS and swim. maybe when i do sit-ups, hopefully that movement around my wasteline won't cause my electronics to fall out of my POCKETS leaving them out in the open. YAAAY POCKETS for solving all of my workout needs. and YAAAY gym lockers for being completely useless when i have my perfectly impractical POCKETS to use!! you are so ******* stupid

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Pointy130 0

Wow. Nothing to say except good luck. And I mean that sincerely, that really sucks for you.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

well...shouldn't be too hard for the police to find a car...but WTF would you leave your keys in your locker in the first place?

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guy_whos_sad 0

OR maybe you keep your ipod and phone in your car and keep you keys in your POCKETS (AND BEFORE ANYONE BITCHES) it is only keys, not a brick. So no one can steal your ipod and phone because they need your keys and those are in your POCKETS! *cracks knuckles and admires work*

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Who wants to work out with their keys flopping around in their pockets? Imagine sitting on those suckers while lifting weights. :/

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Do you now have key-shaped imprints in your thigh?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

That key-shape would have been one bad-arse scar! Dropping weights onto your leg? I'd imagine that would have to hurt. However, you easily use it to your advantage. Sneakily show it to a pretty girl, and work in how you were injured during your workout. Instant swoon!

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Did it throb, or was it a steady dull pain for the rest of the day? D: Too bad, the heat from the swooning and orgasming at the sight of a manly injury would turn the gym into a sauna. BUT you're right, maybe you, erm, shouldn't really explain exactly how you got the injuries. :D But maybe you'd get pity sex, right? Make 'em put out! :D

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wubwubs 1

wow, i hope you're not from mount royal in calgary.. i use those lockers all the time..

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MeganM88 0

that totally sucks, and whoever is saying ydi is an idiot. you cannot work out with pockets full of ipods and phones and keys. anyone would imagine a locked locker would be a safe place for your things... they wouldn't understand that though as they can walk around with things in their pockets since they don't work out. :]

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TwistedMind93 0

if dey ztole ur fone n iPod how u uzing diz app?

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papertigers_fml 0

wow. computers still exist, you know. some people are so dumb, it hurts.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Did you really go out of your way to misspell everything? "Ztole", really?

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Kuroftw 0

Haha wow, I leave my stuff in an unlocked locker at the gym when I'm working out and have never had this happen. Of course, the only thing worth anything at all that I take is my phone.

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CLICKHEREx 0

In future, put your car key on a cord, or chain, and wear it around your neck. Only keep a cheap prepaid cell phone, and minimal cash.

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CLICKHEREx 0

BTW, someone may have been timing your workouts, to see what the shortest time was, (for access) so have the occasional short workout. Better still, don't go there anymore!

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