Irony at a base level

By SterlingEnigma - 25/09/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
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Same thing different taste

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plutosaplanet 0

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If one bite of an apple was enough to break one of your teeth, then you were probably due for a dentist appointment, anyway.

mrblonde_fml 0

It says she lives in Alaska. Did anyone consider that the apple could have been frozen? It gets to like -70 degrees in some parts of Alaska so it is quite possible.

clearly you don't take care of your teeth if a piece of fruit broke your tooth. that's just sad.

Alaskan apples are the enamel's bane. Beware!

oystercultviking 0

Your post frightens and confuses me. How the cufkass does one break teeth on an APPLE? D:}

It says she's from Alsaka. The apple must have been frozen.

lem0n_fml 0

FuckMyLyphe and Veghead13, you BOTH spelt Alaska wrong. Good job.

Heh, when I suggested that the apple was frozen I wasn't serious. I didn't notice she was from Alaska till everyone else pointed it out.

An apple is not a good substitute for a lunch.

kmarthotyo 0

in soviet Russia healthy decisions pick you!