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Is it a plane ?

By Decker - 14/02/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with the hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we got out of my car, she started sprinting to get out of the rain. I ran to catch up and slipped on a metal plate, and did a reverse Superman onto my ass. FML
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baker45678 0

Quick question. Why didn't you drop your date off at the front and go park yourself? Seems like a gentlemanly thing to do.

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PsychoMerk 0

well that's another one for the books >_> took me a while to visualize the whole "reverse superman" thing

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InvaderVader 0

really! it'll just be a funny story later when your married

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ramosasa 0

walmart?!? really?!?... well sorry about the fall it must of hurt

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TheMeravig 0

Grammar Nazi. You rule.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

It's like January 1933 all over again! I knew this day would come, that's why I prepared my anti-grammar-Nazi potion: lolz gtfo nubz wtf u doin ficksing othr peeps wordings, u cnt even b kl on da intrnt liek gtfo. I think we're safe for another week :')

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Just_Me_143 0

snickerdoodles, I would really appreciate it if you would stop commenting on peoples spelling and grammar mistakes... just reading one of your comments I noticed a mistake. 'cam be' instead of can be So stop criticising when you aren't perfect either...

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FMLFML123123 0

I ******* love you! I'm sick of snickerdoodles, she thinks she is the shit.

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shiznutmuffin 0

I noticed that too

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baker45678 0

Quick question. Why didn't you drop your date off at the front and go park yourself? Seems like a gentlemanly thing to do.

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sulitak 27

even as a girl... if Iwas driving I'd offer to drop the guy off. its common courtesy.

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markisunder0ath 0

You didn't capitalize the j in Just.

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Icarus_II 0

What a G you must be OP, taking a hit chick to Wal-Mart and such. Than trying to impress her with one of your funky fresh dance moves gone wrong. I suppose you will be a virgin until your 42 due to this accident and your face. Good luck with that *thumbs up*

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Icarus_II 0

*hot chick Auto-Correct didn't save me that time, oh what a shame. Not.

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Classifieds 0

it does not say op took her to walmart on a date, they could have simply been there to get something specific.

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aDropOfSunshine 2

If she sprinted ahead, it at least would have taken her some time to notice, and you were at Wal-Mart, so it's likely that no one else gave a damn...

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aDropOfSunshine 2

are you aware that telling people to shut up typically fuels them even more?

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dudeitsdanny 9

Make up your mind. You replied to a comment on another FML saying just this that you didn't mind anymore, because a lot of them do it

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