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By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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Same thing different taste

Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Lookalike

By titmeister - 28/06/2016 16:30 - United States - Bayonne

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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By _kristaaxo - 21/11/2016 09:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

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By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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marcranger 28

Monday 10 November 2014 0:21

Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.

giantsfan2010 23

Monday 10 November 2014 0:06

How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.

Comments

mosquito19 14

Monday 10 November 2014 5:37

we call it chilli dogging in Texas.

ceelos97 16

Monday 10 November 2014 7:30

Well are you?

martin8337 35

Monday 10 November 2014 8:35

Is your name Anna Lee? :)

Fpsradioactive 8

Monday 10 November 2014 8:38

well the question is are you?

mishwarner 14

Monday 10 November 2014 9:07

He sounds like a charmer. Are you still with him?

theaccountant 10

Monday 10 November 2014 11:26

Well she's his girlfriend now so she must be into it

dawood_k 27

Monday 10 November 2014 11:35

Should have said yes I'm into anal I love assholes that's why I'm dating you

Parvati48 15

Monday 10 November 2014 12:30

What?! O.o I'm sorry OP, hope you dumped his ass.

MrUnkn0wn 13

Monday 10 November 2014 14:00

Well are you?

ikindalikeit 1

Monday 10 November 2014 15:19

You should consider breaking up with him... he'd be a huge pain in the ass to deal with in the long term.

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