Is that even possible?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

So you're the asshole who prevented me and the hot redhead in 36D from joining the Mile High Club. How is it fair that you snoozed, but I lost?

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RichardPencil 30

TSA was vigilant enough to confiscate two tubs of cheese spread from my carry-on bag because it was not solid enough, yet they didn’t notice a zombie boarding the plane? How’s this fair?!?!!

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ViviMage 39

Wow, I thought the worst thing I did was sleep ordering a pair of halogen headlights on eBay for a cat I don't have!

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bl3ur0z3 17

Glad you don't have a cat. I don't think they'd like the halogen headlights.

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Mungolikecandy 19

I want to see the light in the eyes of that cat!

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Be glad you didn’t order the Cat. Wake up to a 900,000 dollar charge, and a D9 that’s bigger than your yard.

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jen_jalapeno 10

OP probably fell asleep when he was already on the plane

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

i believe you should fit yourself with a spy camera and see a sleep doctor

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pscool 11

You better state Kevin Mccallistering the hell out of your bedroom door, buckets of water and all. MacGyver up some dog static shock pads for the handle and a drive motion decorated hooked up to airhorn. Then as stated before definitely seek me medical treatment and mental health services ASAP!

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

That's just your hody telling you that you need a vacation...

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Mungolikecandy 19

That is not so much sleepwalking as a serious fugue state if you can function to the point of buying a ticket and getting through security onto the plane.

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frostydevil 7

I mean ive woken up f*ucking my GF but your on a whole new level of shit

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real life problems 26

You can use my basement for when you decide to form Fight Club.

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Suaria 38

This doesn't seem very plausible. How did you not wake up buying a plane ticket, getting to the airport, going through TSA, and then boarding a plane? Were you already on the plane when you fell asleep and woke up in the bathroom? It may be possible you are experiencing a dissociative disorder which you should get checked out by a therapist. I think OP you should do a follow up on this.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Some people do this stuff while sleepwalking. It is unusual but very much possible.

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