Weird, Taxis, Scary and Transportation: Is this a joke?

Is this a joke?

By phantomdriver - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

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KelceyLoves 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:52

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

perdix 29

Friday 25 March 2011 0:54

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

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AssassinzCreed 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:02

Did he look like the Cabbie from Home Alone 2?

jsrosiee 3

Friday 25 March 2011 2:11

lmao:P

justthinkaboutit 2

Friday 25 March 2011 2:13

I think people should have to take a lie detector test before being allowed to post!!! It would prevent people from posting LIES!!!

NextBigThing5044 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:14

Taxi confessions lmao.

rawyak 4

Friday 25 March 2011 2:14

scardey cat

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:17

Wow should of slapped a bitch & Said let me out.

snowkitty19 7

Friday 25 March 2011 2:17

thts a hard cab ride

polysyllabist 3

Friday 25 March 2011 2:27

Oh those cabbies and their sense of humor. Enjoy the joke man.

rawyak 4

Friday 25 March 2011 2:32

watever

aLaNx431O 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:35

Hahaha seriously how scared were you? lmfaoo xD

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