Weird, Taxis, Scary and Transportation: Is this a joke?

He was just trying to get a big tip. When you get to your destination, he'll say "I restrained myself and we're both here alive..." as he stretches out his hand for the moolah.

brunettegurly 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:05

haha when I have kids I'm gonna do that..

sarapsosis 1

Friday 25 March 2011 12:24

OMFG your pic is soooooo disgusting lool

jack3dup 1

Friday 25 March 2011 3:14

winning!!!!

sixfoot2 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:18

guess he didn't try hard enough...

omfgfmlisgreat 2

Friday 25 March 2011 3:20

I love all of 71's comments...I wish I could be as cool as him one day.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 652

You deserved it 25 000

Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 447

You deserved it 180

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Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 722

You deserved it 18 731

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 534

You deserved it 36 941

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 394

You deserved it 66 451

Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 620

You deserved it 2 661

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 030

You deserved it 4 472

Today, it was one of those days when my housemates thinks they can bug me every five minutes when I'm trying to work from home. Doing this or talking about that, wrecking my train of thought on complicated work until it's a railyard of disaster. Is it five o'clock yet? FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 122