Weird, Taxis, Scary and Transportation: Is this a joke?

there's no way the cab driver would have done it. the fact that he was even telling the story said that he was over it and the thought just came to mind.

ilaleahcim 6

Friday 25 March 2011 2:27

Oh do you know the cab driver personally do you? That's like saying there's no way a person would murder another person.

noornia 6

Friday 25 March 2011 4:49

I agree with 42

nikki9tails 3

Friday 25 March 2011 6:22

agreed with 42

awsomeshopper 0

Friday 25 March 2011 1:49

I would have freaked out!!

im_awsome 2

Friday 25 March 2011 1:51

just give him false hopes and tell him everything is gonna be allright. when yu get to your destination run and dont pay him.

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 25 March 2011 2:26

If they don't pay him, he's gonna chase them down with his car!

Upon_A_Burning_B 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:30

Okay new plan!! Dress up as a ninja and hide in the police station! The most obvious spots are hard to find.

BWill9014 4

Friday 25 March 2011 5:05

This person again... ugh so frustrating reading these comments... but I guess it's my own fault for reading them

dirtyblond 4

Friday 25 March 2011 7:00

Yes. Yes it is.

im_awsome 2

Friday 25 March 2011 15:17

#142 who are yu.? since yu remenber me i most be someone outstanding in the whole fml app.

omfgfmlisgreat 2

Friday 25 March 2011 2:02

All I can say is get out and RUN!!!

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