Is this a joke?

By phantomdriver - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML
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Top comments

KelceyLoves 0

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

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perdix 29

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

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KMilliron 2

I have a huge phobia of heights and of cars, so I'm pretty sure idve needed a clean pair of pants after that.

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andrealovee 0

I am too!! so I would've probably freaked

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wisericky 12

i have a phobia of people that have phobias so if you could not stand so close to me... wait, what are you doing... stay away... noooo... (static)

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KMilliron 2

Rees a theory that whatever phobias you posses now are the cause of your death in a previous life. Fun to think about.

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SittingInTheSky 6

Translation "I CANNOT SPELL"

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briidontgive_ 0

Ohhh would have made my stomache hurt :/ scaryy !

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PeteyPablo12308 20

I'm sure telling people that, can't possibly be good for business...

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chlobo13 0

hahaha am I the only one who thinks this driver was just having fun with the stiff passenger? xD

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chlobo13 0

Win!! xD I dont stand alone ^.^

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hunt98 0

call thhe ccops thhat's hrassmennt

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, no idea how that's harassment, 22. Makes me wonder if he was smiling when he said it, just to see the look on OP's face.

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Silentstrike 11

i appologize for this comment: dude, this is in Canada not the U.S. Of A, we cant go around sueing someone cause they bought the last chocolate bar.

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jewels1877 0

Guess you know not to ask how the cab driver is doing, ehh? Should've patted him on the back and gave him false hope that everything is gonna be okay.

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