Issues

By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*

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My_Nightmare 19

No time like the present to start thinking about it

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Bluekaren16 19

Guys tend to be attracted to woman who have similar qualities as their mothers.

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ultra_notorious 26

don't get how people do that, when I'm getting play my whole focus is on pleasing my girl.

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Talkryz 7

Maybe that's not his whole focus

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saintsrocksocks 10

Blue we talked about this in seven different FML's. Let us not bring it up an eighth time.

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Enslaved 36

"Scissors" to cut those apron strings.

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Jesse_Knows_Best 0

Have sex daily and it happens to the best of us.

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mrnuleef 7

I cant say the same... I have NEVER thought of my mother.... Or any other family member for that matter... During sex. Ew.

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whogivesafuck88 10

No one has mentioned this yet which surprises me but what if ops boyfriend was just trying to think of "non exciting things" to um how should I put this "savor the moment" and not actually repulsed by sex w op or thinking sexual thoughts about his mother.

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perdix 29

Sex toys! Tell him you have a ***** that focuses 100% of its attention on you when it's in you, as opposed to a ***** who thinks of his mama.

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