Issues

By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*

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My_Nightmare 19

No time like the present to start thinking about it

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Comments

momolee 4

Nah.. Probably he just heard of sex talk and wanted to try it

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cameronman9 2

Why would having sex with you remind him of his mom?O.o

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MrElephant 5

Perhaps he should save his money and invest in some therapy for himself.

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Ahrveiren 4

These assholes get girlfriends and I can't. FML

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gracehi 31

So what does that say about you? HA HA HA! Nah, I'm just kidding. My boyfriend never had much luck with women either (until recently) because he's shy and he's really nice, and girls often don't appreciate nice guys. Someday you'll find a girl who does. Statistically it's inevitable. Or maybe you just need to lose weight. HA HA HA! Nah, I'm just teasing. I'm sure you're perfectly trim, and if you're not, you'll meet a girl who likes chubby guys because they're cuddly.

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superswagger13 2

Lady Boner Killer

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Jaxx66 21

35, I hope with all of my being that I'm nothing like my BF's mother. The only similarities are; I cook, clean and will be willing to bear children when the time is proper. Otherwise, I'd like to think of myself as easy going and more fun to be around than her.

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