Issues

By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*

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My_Nightmare 19

No time like the present to start thinking about it

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captainburke 5

That's what happens when the sex is boring

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Sir_Crackerjacks 5

SEX??? BORING??? You must have a lot you lucky bastard!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Haha! I hope you told him to shut the hell up and keep thrusting..this is unless it killed your mood.

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Ashley0911 8

There's a time and place to think of your mother's birthday, last I checked sex wasn't one of them.

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KiddNYC1O 20

A ceiling poster of him so she could put it above her bed.....

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somewizdom 15

At least he didn't ask you that while ejaculating.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Give her a chipmunk! Everybody loves chipmunks! Plus, it'll keep her busy so your boyfriend doesn't have to worry. I'm not responsible for his mom being high off her ass, however.

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Slender_Man 6

Is this chipmunk going to be high?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

****, I dunno. Results vary. Be lucky if you don't get one on crack. Those ******* are AGGRESSIVE.

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somewizdom 15

At least he didn't ask you that while ejaculating.

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starsfan_9 7

Big difference, questions are always creepier when the asker is ejaculating. Imagine, "would you like that super sized?" *sploog* and "what would you like to drink?" *sploog* "did you want to donate to Ronald McDonald House charities for kids" *sploog*....Big Difference

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Calingaladha 21

That's when you're supposed to say, "a grandchild", and wrap your legs around him before he can pull out. (Yes, a reference to an older FML)

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