It's a coup!

By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 283
You deserved it 4 375

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you need to change some things...like your staff.

ouch... well if your a founder dont u have ownership and cant b fired?

Comments

fire all of them. it's Canada its not like you won't find new hires easily.

mintcar 9

Because you're the CEHOE and they got sick of you slutting around.

dudeitsdanny 9

A witty person would have said CE-Hoe. What would did is read as Cee Ee Eich(lol, or whatever) Oh Ee. Now try again =)

mintcar 9

Figured it'd be just as obvious.

"What would did is read"? A literate person would have said, "What you said is read". Now try again.

dudeitsdanny 9

I'm sick, I just woke up half blind. Bite me. I did mean "you". Mistakes don't make you illiterate. They make me a victim of nyquil T-T

dudeitsdanny 9

Make the "make you illiterate" into a "make me illiterate." **** you, Nyquil.. With a cactus dipped in hot habanero sauce T^T

starberries 0

You make fun of someone else's mistake, but as soon as someone does the same to you, you cry about it like a little bitch?

dudeitsdanny 9

Lol, chilllllll. 1. They didn't make a mistake, and I didn't make fun. I pointed out a better way to say it. 2. I didn't cry about it, I pointed out that it was obviously a slip-up, not lack of knowledge. Now stop compensating for your stretched asshole by insulting people online. It doesn't make you cool. And no, I didnt insult. But if he/she felt insulted, I do apologize.

starberries 0

The point is, you did exactly the same thing and then you complained when it was done to you. You're a bitch.

dudeitsdanny 9

Lol, it wasn't the same at all. Get the stick out of your ass. I wasn't being a dick to them at all. But you are, probably to compensate for lack of one. But they were different things. He said he thought it would work, so I left it alone. Someone pointed out my mistake and I told them why. You're a bit of a third wheel here aren't you? I gave someone my version of what they said. Then someone corrected me. You're neither of those people so go buy a penis pump instead of compensating online.

Starberries, Danny clearly meant no malice to mintcar, and minty clearly took no offense. And Danny not only admitted his mistake, he made fun of himself in the process. So if she isn't offended, why are you? I think I know who the real bitch in this equation is. No, not you minty. :)

FFML_314 11

No, you're a bitch for attempting to call someone out for something that was clearly unrecognizable. He did not make fun of anyone for a mistake, merely suggested a better alternative. Quite honestly it's clear that the pun mintcar tried to use was a complete and total failure and I, for one, will make fun of him for that, because it wasn't funny. Danny on the other hand, was smart enough to think with logic rather than quick wit and even being sick still seemed to make me laugh. EDIT: DAMMIT DOC AND PENDATIK! Since when am I not first in these bitch fights? Back off my roster bitchs!

FFML_314 11

r u rlly correcting ppl with that haircut shame on u grammar Nazi

FFML_314 11

Are you really typing like you have half a finger and a 1/4 of a brain, moron?

haha.. I don't see how that applies, but what's wrong with a mullet?

Pendatik, it isn't you. You aren't even in the top 10. FFML, no worries, you're still Queen Bitch around here. I'd be careful, though. I think ohthebloodygore and Ignorance are scheming to overthrow you. KaySL may use nukes.

mintcar 9

77, I wasn't trying to be punny nor witty. When I read CEO, the first thought that popped in my head was the CE-HOE themed party my ex roommate went to last year. So if you think this unintentional pun is a failure, then that's your opinion and I could care less about it. Just continue to take pride in being the bitch you are over the interwebz. In terms of gender recognition, you may want to look over your gender specific pronoun. Doc, lol well thanks. Danny, you were right. I needed a hyphen. And by the way, I didn't take offense by it at all. (Ugh, if this doesn't post then I'm just going to stop trying. -_-)

No. No you are not. Pendatik, back to your cell. You've gone soft.

I guess you weren't meant for the job then. You can probably find another job in a different company and try to work yourself up to the point where your "co-workers" will appreciate you as a boss. Or something like that.

maybe if they went through all that trouble, ur a bad CEO. YDI

Maybe you don't even know the situation and couldn't possibly know if they deserve it or not.

you deserve a high five and determinator gets a face palm....I agree that's why it's called a hostile takeover. if they see the chance to gain in a corporation then of course they will try

rasellersjr 0

heheh like the pic, and I'm currently in NOLA, this place is awesome. Hate to leave...

Griggy 0

Hmmm... Fire their asses out right!