It's a doggy dog world

By Zach Got Robbed - 08/01/2014 23:02 - United States - Clifton

Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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joea21 21

Everyone knows the mailman is the dogs arch-nemesis

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skellingtonfart 18

You can't rely on your dog to protect you, when it comes down to it, they're probably just as scared and confused as you are in that situation, no matter how big and scary they look!

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hookumsnivy 6

175 pounds? That's ENORMOUS for a rottweiler. Male rottweilers (the bigger sex), typically range from 95 - 130 lbs. So yours is either abnormally large (~35% larger that the top of the range), extremely overweight, or you're exaggerating.

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Wonder_Woman257 11

Some of the German Rotties are huge. I have always had females though.

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antallent 5

That's what I was thinking. I have a male and female and neither of them weigh that much. They're both German Rottweilers also. I hope the op was exaggerating

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rikkidi 20

Doesn't sound like you've trained your dog properly

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XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

If someone acts like they're going to hit me, one of my dogs just constantly barks and growls and my other one silently nips and bites them. The one that actually tries to protect me is extremely bonded to me. He used to be VERY skittish.

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jude_iscariot 7

Maybe your dog isn't helping you because it's too fat. Male rotties should be 110-130. At 175, your dog is a fatty fat fat.

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worldclassrager 39

Looks like next time anyone try's your dog will be on your side...hope the guy gets nabbed an you get your stuff back...

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LifeStinks227 10

Damned dogs. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, but I know my minnie doxie would sell me out for a juicy pork chop in a new York minute. I have no delusions. FML

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SoultheWolf 19

Just cause your dog is big or a rotti doesn't mean that it's going to be protective...

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sanecatlady 13

Too many people see puppies and think only about how cute they are when they get one and don't think about what they might not be so adorable when they grow up. Or that they have to be trained to protect you.

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Wonder_Woman257 11

I have had multiple rotties and they are crazy adorable, and they are the sweetest most protective things! And just as long as you are able to care and nurture them size shouldn't matter.

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