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It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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ICastillo 24

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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mrsmo2 5

That's cute. I hope he thought that was cute,

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halluciNAYtion 6

Hopefully he was a fan and just laughed it off. No biggie, OP.

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band_geek 18

Actually happens to be one of my top fave breeds.

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DarkJediLove 19

That would have won me over:)!

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Enslaved 36

My brain works like that too! Ex: I'll call a taxi/cab a TAB by mistake.

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tawer 5

Tell him you messed up. He might think its cute.

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m3lyc 18

This made me laugh alot more than it probably should have haha.

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doglover100 28

Seems like a breed of goat to me. It has a long white beard.

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stripeycrakers 7

Best dog ever! It can conjure up its own chew toys

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