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It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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ICastillo 24

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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inakatoots 5

Haha! That's a good one! Can I use that?

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skyeyez9 24

Now that I think of it, I haven't seen many dobermans.

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My_Life24 22

I didn't know Dumbledore was a name for a breed of a dog. I thought he was a powerful wizard with a long beard. I kid, I kid.

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taybay23 13

I'm not sure what this site's all about. Can someone tell me? Maybe a link to the goddamned FAQ? Pwease?

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white16sox 19

Well, the site is fmylife.com. I don't know how you don't understand the point of it. It's where people post things that made them think "**** my life."

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Eivana 37

That made me laugh! I love when people trip up and say silly things! Happens all the time, don't let it getcha down. Laugh it off!

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Mifflicious 18

First time in a long while I actually laughed at a FML! Maybe someone will make a crossbreed between those two breeds and actually call it a Dumbledore D:

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Drakorex 10

I don't really see how this is an fml, I would think it was funny

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Red_Phoenix 7

If that didn't make you look like a derp than nothing will.

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magaliwoodrock 19

That's not bad, if anything it would be cute make your crush laugh you know

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PhilSnake22 13

Hardly a big deal, all you had to do was correct yourself after saying you meant to say labrador and doberman, you probably would have both laughed about it. Surely you didn't just stay quiet after saying that?

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