It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

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Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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patiencek 0

well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.

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arieelxx 0

I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.

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delco714 0

sounds like the plot for another TLC show

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mzmaverickd 7

OH-KAY the above convo should have been carried on through messaging. If you have an FML, Commanderd, submit it for people to moderate. Otherwise.... you know. ;)

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MimaKirigoe 5

Never believe people when they tell you they are infertile unless they've got medical proof. And even then, remember that some doctors are quacks.

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Darnie 0

Unlucky, all i can say. If she knew she was fertile, she's a bitch, and i wouldn't be paying child support for her baby. If she honestly thought she was infertile, thats just damn unlucky man, sucks arse

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sculp91 0

damn never listen when they say they arent

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wreckchaser 0

you actually fell for that, haha sucker

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iamtheguyguy 0

Maybe HE is the one that's infertile and she started screwing someone else????

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