It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 402
You deserved it 54 306

Same thing different taste

Top comments

patiencek 0

well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.

I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.

Comments

Hubner24 11

Yeah she's gotta get that child support money! what a bitch! she lied to you and you believed her YDI!

Haha, wow. That sucks. 1. Just because they say they're " infertile " doesn't mean there's not a SMALL percent they can't have babies. It's usually about a 1 in a million shot, tho. 2. Doctors don't know shit. So if they say you're infertile, about 80% of them are right. That's how my best friend got prego. And 3. Infertility is NOT a reason to have unprotected sex. Just sayin.

U kinda had that coming to you..., good luck daddy ;)

amiewithaj 13

I wouldn't say she's "very fertile" if it took two years

Think like this: if she lied, atleast u got a gf thats wanna keep u. If she didnt lie: whoops

bronzewolf2 7

you thought what the government wanted you to think