It's all too much

By toomuchlove - 02/08/2010 23:32 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
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perdix 29

I'm so disappointed that this story started with the phrase "milk it," and then never had any reference to *******! :( I once was making out with this girl who was sitting in my lap and she said, "I like your size." I asked, "You can tell it just from sitting on my lap?" And she said, "I meant sighs!" That's a true story.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

nothing is wrong with being a virgin(: but sex FML's are the funniest to me

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for fornicating. YDI for talking to him instead of making him a sammich. YDI for dating a dairy farmer.

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zigurl 0

ahahahahahajajahahahahaha you should milk it too see how helices it lmfaooo that's hilarious

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perdix 29

I'm so disappointed that this story started with the phrase "milk it," and then never had any reference to *******! :( I once was making out with this girl who was sitting in my lap and she said, "I like your size." I asked, "You can tell it just from sitting on my lap?" And she said, "I meant sighs!" That's a true story.

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andreffff 0

count your blessings, at least he isn't trying to milk you.

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BallinJ 0

ydi for bringing it up.

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Elenachka 0

ahahaha I love it! but now i'm gonna laugh at my bf in bed if he pulls anything resembling this. nice bike btw

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Elenachka 0

that was supposed to be directed at 48. oops

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XXXL87 0

#68, that may be true if the woman only has 1 partner, increase the # of partners and increase the chances of getting an std/sti. Op, just tell him nicely that the moaning is too much and should step it down, and this isnt a FML, just kinda sucks

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lovinit5683 0

I also agree there is nothin wrong with being a virgin. I'm 18 and still a virgin.

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lalagurl5 0

O.O maybe if u shaved or had bigger boobs then someone would wanna hav sex with u XD

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mandypandy11 0

OP stop whining like a baby. talk to him dumbass. lol hes probably trying to be funny and u just have no sense of humor. tell him what you meant and move on with your life sheesh

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shadowsbane 0

Tell him he's a dumbass and is ruining sex then. Damn.

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