It's all too much

By toomuchlove - 02/08/2010 23:32 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
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perdix 29

I'm so disappointed that this story started with the phrase "milk it," and then never had any reference to *******! :( I once was making out with this girl who was sitting in my lap and she said, "I like your size." I asked, "You can tell it just from sitting on my lap?" And she said, "I meant sighs!" That's a true story.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

nothing is wrong with being a virgin(: but sex FML's are the funniest to me

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danipoo4u 0

Ugh yeah that would so kill it for me. :/

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joyce130988 0

So you can tell him what you like, but you can't tell him how you like it? I think it's sweet that he's doing it for you, and it would be more respectable if you'd appreciate his effort instead of complaining about it and, as ambrosia fan said, bother to correct him: if he does you that favor, he does it for you and he'll want you to enjoy it...

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bekdebekah 0

poor baby :*( everyone feel sorry 4 her!!

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Skylansmile 11

Nicely tell him you like it when he naturally moans. Not playing it up, because you can tell the difference.

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Nederlander95 14

Soo tell him he's overdoing it. Communicate.

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