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By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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gxfu 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

don't lie, that's hot.

daniisme 0

Friday 2 April 2010 14:42

at least you know urine his heart :D

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Thursday 19 March 2009 1:10

All guys do that, get a grip and get on with your life!

bunkerking92 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:11

lmfao #19 good one lol seriously tho this is totally normal for guys its just one of those things you have to deal with:-?

xxmsp91 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:13

thats just wrong. NO it aint a guys thing. i used to do that when i was a kid, in the shower and in the pool, but not anymore.... BUT, u let him in the shower, u signed up for it. u got what u deserved '_'

SteffeRae 4

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:14

That sucks!!!! He's a shower peer!!

kellster 2

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:15

Okay, so people pee in the shower. It's true. What's weird about this is that it's still a new relationship - I mean, they just had sex for the first time the night before! It's a little early to be pissing on her feet in the shower. There's being comfortable around each other and there's telling your new person all of the very grossest things about you. You have to work up to these things. Clearly, the OP was NOT ready to get peed on in the shower, which means it was too soon! And if any of you are actually arguing that it's impossible NOT to pee in the shower, you need to see urologists pronto. You should be able to control your bladder unless it's an absolute emergency. In which case, he should have peed before the shower, or gotten out and peed in the toilet like a civilized human being. I say that as someone who pees in the shower. But not with a new boyfriend, during our FIRST shower together. That's just weird.

kapay 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:19

Tell your boyfriend to drink more water. Then you'd never know. Mhwahaha.

damthatsucksalot 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:33

wait... was this your yellow pee or his yellow pee?

hehpoof 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:34

Tell him to piss over the drain >_> Also, for those of you who think it's fine to piss on someone when they're in the shower because "you can just wash it off", what about if a chick gets menstrual blood all over you? Or what if someone just takes a dump right there on your feet? Gross is gross, no matter how little time passes between becoming soiled and washing it off.

dancin303 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:03

people pee in showers. just dont do it when your in a shower with someone else. simple as that and im sorry for you that is an fml

squeaky_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:11

He probably thinks he was being clever, I've heard guys brag about how they pee on their girlfriend's leg in the shower and "she doesn't even notice lol!" Your boy needs a healthy dose of humiliation.