It's good to talk

By kanenakid - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 559
You deserved it 6 823

Top comments

doriandorian_fml 0

Ahh, he's just like a real friend, taking your money!

Erindub 0

You should friend him in Facebook

Comments

pay your bills like everyone else then! duh.

Malinkrot 3

Exactly. I know a guy who's dad has severe back pain (even after multiple surgeries) and it has kept him from working and now he is going bankrupt. A woman my mom works with needs gallbladder surgery but cant get it because the health insurance that their job offers is crappy (luckily we're covered under my stepdads insurance so my mom didn't have to get her jobs crappy insurance). But I guess a naive middle class suburban teenager who gets everything they want wouldn't realize that. Or someone who listens to stupid Glenn Beck fueled propaganda that "the only people with money and insurance problems are illegal immigrants and minorities on welfare."

I like you guys. You made me feel better about my overwhelming medical debt. Which, as a side note, is the only kind of debt I have :)

(Why would he call you ordinary/everyday/commonplace?)

Thanks for fixing it, FML Staff! Now can you please delete these comments?

EveryDayJackAss 0
ehshithappens 0

Aww, don't feel to bad, at least you can talk to your debt collector. My best friend is my two year old nephew, who can't even talk yet..and he bites and punches me. D:

Don't feel bad, my nephew just turned 3 and he finally started talking to me. Until now he ran and hid behind his mother every time I did so much as look at him. I guess at least now I can feel better that he didn't hit me... abused by a toddler. That is just sad.

Why don't you tell him how you really feel about him? He'll probably stop calling you.

I am sorry. Lets be friends. Can I borrow some money ?

YDI for being a loser, but mostly for putting it on FML. I hate FMLs like these. would feel bad for you if this wasn't on the internet

get more friends. you can accomplish this by reneging on more bills

Thunderbender 2

I actually did not laugh, i feel bad for the op, goddamnit why is this happening to me.