Money, Friends and Miscellaneous: It's good to talk - FML

It's good to talk

By kanenakid - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML

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doriandorian_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:31

Ahh, he's just like a real friend, taking your money!

Erindub 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:36

You should friend him in Facebook

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Stormannemily 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 9:37

Awww:( sad. But maybe you should get out there and make some. Friends are always good to have and everyone needs them!! Good luck!:)

freddystien 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:35

I'll be your friend :D

Mmarion_fml 6

Monday 13 February 2012 11:39

I suppose if he's being called everyday by a debt collector he doesn't really has the money or the mood to go out. And people, don't say "YDI for being in debt" when you don't know why he's in that situation. He may have deserved it, but he also may not have...

Kony12 0

Monday 16 April 2012 7:32

If you have to deal with a debt collector every day then how are you posting FML's? Stop wasting your time here and volunteer for something, or get a job (or a second one). Socialize at public events or just get a life and force yourself to interact

rachelmaya 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 21:46

Forever alone

Insanebrony 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 13:14

Why would you need friends when you have the Internet?

MelanieIsGreat 21

Sunday 11 October 2015 14:52

Join a club and make friends. Like, go to the RC club or community band.

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