It's a song, guys. Older song, but still. :)

#5, The eyes of Texas are upon you All the livelong day The eyes of Texas are upon you You cannot get away Do not think you can escape them Late at night or early in the morn. . . That's an even older song and probably the inspiration for W's spying programs.

yes it was funny, because perdix is god.

"♪And the eyes of the Ranger are upon you; any wrong you do he's gonna see. When you're in Texas, look behind you—'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be.♪" Walker, Texas Ranger theme song

Really #3 ..really?

Would it have been better if I said, "Eye don't..." :D

Uh... I'm pretty sure that's called sexual assault...

Wait... So if I was to change my profile picture to a good looking girl, then I could get more thumbs up? ...

Oh yes, of course, because I always view a profile picture before I tumb someone up or down. Seriously, the pictures are so small that I can't even see wether someone is pretty or not and even if I could see it, I wouldn't judge them on that.

I don't think it really matters how pretty the commenter is, it's all about the comment they post. What's wrong with pretty girls on FML? We need em to balance out all the kitties and dogs anyway. It starting to seem like animals are taking over the comments, and they don't even have thumbs!

It was done before the client got there. Good try though... :P

#7 has a picture of the back of their head. They still got more likes than you. Don't say that my looks got me 5 thumbs up. Haha maybe it's because I acknowledged that I made a bad pun.

#31 You still got more likes than him. I'm not interested in fighting about a silly subject such as this, and I believe you aren't either. I'm betting you aren't trying to get likes with your picture, but guys are just like that. :)

Lol I'm not trying to get likes but thank you for understanding. I just don't want people to get the wrong idea about me. Lol but thank you

#37 No problem. :)

To me, it's hilarious & maybe memorable if it's glue and the googly eyes can be removed - but FML if it's superglue. Not sure if OP could turn the situation around, wing it and salvage his professional rep. (:

#38 "But FML if its superglue"? You didn't have it happen...

I would put them ony stapler. Or on a pet rock maybe?

Everybody pulls office pranks...

It doesn't make it right though

#36 More than likely the client would understand

If the client was that important, he/she was probably there for business purposes so more then likely the client wouldn't understand. Office pranks are not professional when someone that important shoes up. That could get OP in a lot of trouble.

Yea, it's all about the client-company relationship. The more important the service is to the client, and the less they personally know OP, the less likely they will understand. (Assuming OP is trustworthy)

They don't normally need glue... Most have sticky stuff on the back of them.

Ik, but OP said glued. If it was just the stick stuff they come on, that can be pulled off pretty easily. Shouldn't've been a problem.

shut up and stop knit-picking.