It's just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 326
You deserved it 4 216
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Top comments

ClaytorNator 12

I know it feels like... SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEE. *song*

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sunflowerchild 10

All eyes are on you OP. Don't mess it up with the client. *bad pun*

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Comments

crisanba 18

Well that must have been an eye opener

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

If you're lucky he'll have a good sense of humor:) if I found that scene I'd laugh my butt off.

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jw90 18

All eyes on the client now.

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technochik3 12

already been said.

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BeRT2me 13

That's just awesome, but you didn't really "deserve it..." FYL I guess!

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cottoncandymango 17

Your office only has eyes for your client.

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Narcoterrorist 6

Offer the client a complimentary coloring book to complete the theme.

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ClaytorNator 12

#21 Depends on if the client's gender and if OP is good looking.

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angelitared 27

The client will obviously see you have great humor!

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perdix 29

When your client objects to something, call a vote. "All those in favor, say, 'aye'; all opposed, say 'nay'" The eyes have it!

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perdix 29

#32, yes, it is supposed to be. Of course, I'm having to respond to a guy who felt the need to explain his own joke. There are two rules of comedy: 1. Never explain your jokes. 2. Don't spit on your audience.

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ClaytorNator 12

Perdix, really... You have to be some 10-12 year old kid wanting to be cool. I really, REALLY could care less about any opinion that you have about me. Thanks. :)

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Shrike 23

Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less? But yeah, whatever high ground you may have had (none at all) is gone after that childish passive-aggressive excuse of a comeback to a valid comment.

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graceinsheepwear 33

69, perdix is pretty beloved on this site. You aren't gonna win this one.

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TheDoctor10 28

Different sizes?! That's horrible!

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