It's just windy

By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
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spaerro 8

What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.

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HelplessSerenade 5

I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.

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megzzze 10

Must have been a bloody good time mate!

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phansmootchie 5

somehow, I read "intense fear of tomatoes"

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GoogieWithers 22

Well at least the OP got the most embaressing moment of her life over and done with.

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ashleylynn520 4

I think I would rather die in a tornado...:[ omg I would be horrified!

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daps29 11

I've never seen a tornadoes before and I'm pretty sure I'll be scared crazy like that too I just wouldn't do that

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Blahblah9921 4

sorry to hear! but hey theres always worse

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xxkacixxo 2

I would have died of embarrassment

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dishsoap10 9

...*clicks lock on bathroom door*

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mollyjynxjax 28

She broke in. That implies that the door was indeed locked

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gators1995 30

Jesus Christ your mom was like a bat of hell!!! Imagine if a burglar broke in to the house and she was the only one there?

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