It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
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LizzysOwner 17

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

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me5 0

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

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vixenish 0

YDI because cheerleaders are vacuous pieces of ***** trash.

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rawrscrew 7

**** you! -.- My sister is a cheerleader and is in no way a "vacuous piece of ***** trash". Asshole.

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dsrs3777 0

Ok there are cheerleaders who are moronic ornaments but real cheerleading is an intense sport and anyone who says otherwise has either never seen the real thing or can't understand how hard what they're seeing is.

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simmo8591 0

agreed, just youtube 'single base extension lib' and try and claim that it's easy and the work of 'vacuous pieces of ***** trash' as 28 puts it.

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ihateallpeople 0

I'll agree that cheerleading can be intense and difficult but calling it a sport is a bit much. It's about the same as calling different forms of dance sports.

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Shegs 0

Sorry to hear about your eyes. But you proved the sterotype of a dumb cheerleader when you thought pretty hair would distract from any facial injury. How about you just tell your family The truth. Shock horror!

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harajukujunkie 0

michellily is a mean person how could u sae dat she is goin threw sum shit itz Christmas u got 2 blaq eyes n a burned check datz sum chris brown n Rihanna type shit she gonna look like she got ****** up. I feel 4 u hun I feel da ur life sucks it's not ur fault itz da bases fault stuff went wrong n for ur extended family I would use alot of make up and just tell them what realli hapens if the ask

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scateice 0

..is this some joke or do you really type like that?

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saviisneat 0

O...M....G... what language are you typing in? Like the first reply said, do you talk that way? Really? Are you retarded? I bet you are roughly 14 years old and think it's cool to type like a homeless person with no education. Even they can spell properly. They have to in order to write on their cardboard boxes. Ugh you are disgusting.

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AceHigh 9

I'm about to throw a dictionary at your face.

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kellsack 0

if ur a base, and ur flier hit u, then u shoulda dropped them..my coach (for allstars) says that if you cant hold your weight in the air then you deserve to hit the ground... :) hehe well yeah, so um that suckssss but make up always work [:

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simmo8591 0

a bit mean if your flier falls and you don't attempt to catch her at all... In my squad we are told to throw ourselves into harms way if it means catching a flier who's falling... I did this last week and broke my nose, but It's better than her breaking her neck so i don't regret my catch

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kellsack 0

ya, well i fly and base, and nobody even cares when the base gets hurt. and if u keep tight u cant hurt anyone when u cradel.... O.o like if u doing a double down, keep your elbows or else the flier should get hurt. u knowwwww

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rlet 1

wouldn't a shades have been a better idea???? just wondering

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marc_with_a_c 3

Since you're a cheerleader you should have known to use make-up to cover it up..

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swimmergirl9 0

wow...i think it's pathetic to hate on cheerleaders. I'm not one but I know they work hard and maybe some of them are ***** but most are pretty cool. Stereotypes suck and I'm sorry that you got hurt.

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Firesprite2009 0

Agreed. I'm not keen on the sport or anything, but it's stupid to assume that cheerleaders are exactly the way you see them in the highschool movies. Most of them take the sport seriously, and love entertaining people with their techniques. OP, Don't give up hun, it's all worth it in the end ! (So I'm told? :L) xx

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ninja_dino 0

I totally agree with 41 I'm a cheerleader and the comments on here are really stereotypical. Cheerleading is as much a sport as football or soccer. It's the most dangerous women sports. Sorry OP I know how that is, it sucks. I once got kicked in the nose by my flyer right before we went on the floor to compete, it sucked. Anyways FYL OP.

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tisiphone_fml 0

Three options: 1) Think of a really good story. I recommend something about a car accident, or possibly saving small kittens from a burning building. 2) Lots of stage makeup. It can cover up a burn no problem. Look for tips on YouTube. 3) Tell them the truth.

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Amazing_Amber 0

It's called "makeup". Get over it.

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